बेड मूव्ही - एक सशक्त, अभिजात विधा
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या!!!... शीर्षक वाचून टणाटणा उड्या मारून आत आलात ना?
"एका चित्रपटाची ओळख करून देण्यापेक्षा या लेखात एका चित्रपटप्रकाराची ओळख करून दिलेली आहे. ‘बेड मूव्ही'ची सोपी व्याख्या म्हणजे कथेतला बराचसा भाग बेडरूमनं व्यापलेला आहे असा चित्रपट."
"बेडवर वेगवेगळी माणसं भेटत जातात. काही one night stand नंतर पुन्हा न भेटण्यासाठी, तर कधीकधी LTR साठीही"
असल्या छापाच्या कोट्या वाचायला आलात ना?
मल्लू आणि इतर सिनेमातल्या 'बेड मूव्ही' या प्रकारात मोडणारया निवडक आणि रोचक चित्रपटांबद्दल वाचायला आला असाल.
काही उद्बोधक 'स्टिल्स', काही व्हिडिओज यांच्या द्वारे या विध्याची दृक-श्राव्य उदाहरणे पहायला आला असाल.
खजुराहो, अजंठा, कामसूत्र यांच्याशी बादरायण संबंध लावून हा विधा कसा अभिजात आहे, यावर साधकबाधक चर्चा वाचायला आला असाल?
लिव्हिंग रूम फ्लोअर, डायनिंग टेबल, शॉवर, बागा, नदीनाले इ. ठिकाणी घडणारया मूव्हींना बेड मूव्ही म्हणावे का? असला काथ्याकूट वाचायला आला असाल?
बसली की नाही लेको केएलपीडी?
निघा आता!... बेड मूव्ही बघताहेत!...
:)
आमच्याच डोक्यातील "पापी" विचार आम्हालाच दाखवून स्वतःवर हसायची संधी दिलीत खवचट खान.
आभार. स्वतःच्याच विचारांना हसणे म्हणजे काय हे सांगण्यासाठी इथे एक जुनाच विनोद द्यावासा वाटतोय.
मराठितून देणे शक्य नाही, आंग्ल भाषेतूनच देतोय.
A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students. >The teacher asked,"Harry what is your problem?" >Harry answered, >"I'm too smart for the first standard. My sister is in the third standard >and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third standard >too!" >The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. >While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to >the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher >he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his >questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. >The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions >were explained to him and he agrees to take the test.
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" >
Harry: "9". >
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" >
Harry: "36". >And so it went with every question the ! !
principal thought a third >standard >should know. >The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think >Harry can go to the third standard." >The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" >The principal and Harry both agree. > >
The teacher asks, >"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" >Harry, after a moment, "Legs."
> >Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
>The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
>Harry replied, "Pockets."
> >Now no reactions or special face symbols on Harry's face. He was >so cool! > >Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
> >Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, >oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ?
>Harry: Coconut > >
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the! ! >answer, Harry was taking charge.
> >Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
>Harry: Bubblegum
> >Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down >and a dog do on three legs? >
Harry: Shake hands > >
Teacher: What is that a woman has two and a cow has four ?
>The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the >answer, >Harry: legs > >
The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. > >
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me.
>Harry: Yep.
> >Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
>I get wet before you do.
>Harry: tent
> >Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
>The best man always has me first.
>Principal was looking restless and bit tensed.
>Harry: wedding ring
> >Teacher: I ! ! come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you >blow me,you feel good.
>Harry: nose
>Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. >Harry: arrow
> >Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot >of excitement?
>Harry: "Firetruck"
> >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, >"Put Harry in the fifth standard, I missed the last ten questions myself."
निषेध
या माणसाला कोणीतरी बडवून काढा रे! हा काय दुष्टपणा आहे. खवचट खानाने निदान ३० वाक्यांचे लेख तरी लिहावेत अशी मागणी करते आहे.
थोडक्यातः कल्पना आवडली पण थोडा विस्तार केला असता तर मस्त विडंबन करता आलं असतं.